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The last thing to pour randomly out of my skull.Skipped a Step
Kevin Kurtz - 12/22/08 9:46AM
"You are absolutely gorgeous", whispered Jack.
"Bullshit", Rose said as she pulled her head slightly away and faced him.
Women never know when men are telling the truth. They believe every lie you tell them, but you'll never get one to believe the truth. Maybe that's why males are so prone to lying. It just seems easier, doesn't it? Keeps them happy and they will never once question it. The more ridiculous the better, it seems. Jack hates women for this reason. He would rather tell Rose the truth. Unfortunately, that results in her never taking the poor boy seriously. He jokes about a lot of things, but never his thoughts about her.
He leaned in and kissed her before she could argue anymore. She seemed more than pacified and decided to go with it. They were already in his bed and a little drunk. They had started out downstairs in the living room, with a couple of friends around them. One by one the friends dwindled away, giving one excuse or another. Work, Sleep, School. It didn't matter. By midnight they were all gone, leaving the two of them alone. They talked for a while. He would say something slightly inappropriate and she would laugh, "You would like that, wouldn't you?" Always seemed to slip out of her mouth. Yes, he would like that.
She was looking up videos online and for some reason he started playing with her ear. Jack is a strange fellow after a few drinks. He was twirling her tiny earlobe in-between his index finger and thumb.
"Having fun?" she asked, making a face that seemed more than a little puzzled.
"Of course," Jack said with a smile that kept getting wider.
Rose decided to pretend to ignore the kneading of her ear. However, it was much harder to ignore Jack once he leaned forward and sucked the bottom of it into his mouth. His face was pressing against hers now. He put his hand on the other side of her head and held her close as he gently tugged. Her eyes shut and her head fell back a little bit. She smiled slightly as he pulled away.
"You liked that a little too much."
"Yeah, I did." she smiled again and then looked away. She always seemed so distant. Always like she was focusing on something else, trying not to feel anything around her. Jack has only known her two weeks. There is no way for him to tell if this was her personality or if she was doing it on purpose.
They decided it was getting late and was definitely time to settle down and watch a movie. Moulin Rouge was chosen simply because its by far the most entertaining movie you can watch after you've been drinking. After several minutes of searching, Jack found it and they headed upstairs to the bedroom. He put in the disc (and had to curse because he had lost the remote again and that meant watching the entire movie with subtitles). They laid there for a few minutes, enjoying the music and the bright colors, but the calm, quiet watching didn't last long.
They were both lying on their backs, side by side. Jack rolled slightly onto his right side and slid his head forward, again catching her ear. She didn't try to pull away like he had half expected. He put his hand on her face again and moved his body closer to hers. He let his lips fall down her neck, sucking as they went. He pulled back slightly. His hand turned her head toward him. He moved forward to press his lips against hers and caught the smell of her skin. She smelled sweeter than any perfume, he won't soon forget it. He again expecting protest as he moved closer, but instead she met him in the middle. When their lips touched, Jack felt what he had been missing. He hadn't kissed a lot of girls, but enough to know when it felt right and when it was forced.
Jack rolled on top of her and suspended himself inches above her face. He looked right into her eyes. "How far do you want this to go?"
She took a breath and whispered "As far as you want".
News
Sorry I Vanished
Author: Kevin Date: 1/4/08 Time: 8:00PM
I just uploaded my story from the 22nd of last month (which was the end of 2008!) that means that I actually spent a good deal of the year keeping content up here. I hope to do more in the next year. I did go a couple months on occasion without posting something and there are some bugs with the site... I'm just really really lazy. You don't even understand :) Enjoy the story.
VALIDATION!
Author: Kevin Date: 8/28/08 Time: 9:28PM
Regardless of what I said seven months ago... not much of the site actually validated XHTML wise, that's why the buttons were not in my footer. However, since the buttons are now in my footer you should click on the XHTML one and prove that my site is 100% complaint with the XHTML 1.0 Strick Protocol! Every page of my site where the footer is actually shown will validate correctly. It has taken many hours of work to redo everything I had already written and hunt down all the errors, but it is finally done.... that sad part is all of the really means nothing. :)
New Randomness
Author: Kevin Date: 8/25/08 Time: 12:58PM
Believe it or not I wrote a new story. It's randomness number 39. I thought it was an interesting read. It was a lot of fun to write. The blog has been updated several times in the last couple weeks, but nothing on the actual site so it's good to get some new content. Leave some feedback please and thank you =D
His Dark Materials Book Review
Author: Kevin Date: 3/19/08 Time: 11:57AM
I finished my review of the His Dark Materials Trilogy. It scored a 8/10 just in case you don't feel like reading it, but I suggest checking it out. I also cover a couple of points about why the people who flipped out over the movie (The Golden Compass) are a little off their rocker. See, I can still be productive... Now I need to find a better way to organize news, this file is gettng awefully long. Maybe I should just archive the older stuff..?
New Layout and a BUNCH of New Content
Author: Kevin Date: 3/17/08 Time: 2:45PM
This new layout is much less cluttered and I think it puts a lot more focus on the content. Your ideas? Also, New Tutorials found here and New Hardware Review found here (Asus EEE PC as promised). It has been a busy week. I was holding a lot of this content until I got the new layout ready. The old one was a real eyesore in my opinion. Hope everyone enjoys, and have a great St. Patty's day!
New Tutorial and Software Recommendations
Author: Kevin Date: 1/24/08 Time: 1:23PM
The new tutorial (found here) explains how to let your users log into your site using your forums password like mine does. It shows you all the steps to checking a PHPBB hashed password and gives you a copy and paste function to do it as well as EXCESSIVE comments on how it is working. Took about an hour to write so I hope someone gets use out of it. I also wrote up a list of free software that I recommend using. If you are geeky enough to be reading my website you probably know about must of it already, pretty mainstreams stuff, but for those who are looking for a free alternative check out the list here.
Site Logins, Project Status, and New Movie Review
Author: Kevin Date: 1/23/08 Time: 3:08PM
I got the site logins working, it uses the same username and password as the forums... this was a pain, PHPBB does some goofy stuff to it's passwords, but I eventually got it going. Now you have to log in to post comments (that way web bots can't post) and you have to login to get special downloads (like pre-release games, check software project page). I added the project status updates you see in the right panel above the google ad. It will tell you where I am on things around the site. Finally, I wrote a movie review about the movie Juno, which I liked. It got a 7/10. Check out the movie reviews link on the left navigation panel. Also, Hack Wars is in progress. That link will tell you what it is (or will be is more like it). It has a been a prodcutive few days. The entire code for the site is different. Even the comments work differently now, it is all database driven for easier administration... Why do I rewrite everything all the time? I'm not sure. I just find things that I think I would like better and sometimes implementing them means taking everything apart and starting over. :)
Updated the Site, but you can't see it!
Author: Kevin Date: 1/16/08 Time: 10:32AM
I spent a little while updating everything. The site is completely modular now, loaded from a series of files (everything that is static anyway). Also I updated all the Randomness-es and every other page for that matter, to be XHTML compliant. That means not using breaks or inputs without closing the tags (usually breaks wouldnt have a closing tag, but adding a space and a / makes then closed by default. Take a look at the source of this page.) So, in the event that I randomly die and someone else decides to keep hosting this, the page is ready for the future. I sometimes have bad coding practices, I should have fixed that when I first made the site (a mere 4 weeks ago now), but I like to leave the work for later so I have to go back through and completely reorganize. Basically, what I'm saying is, I spent a bunch of time changing stuff you can't even see :) isn't that spectacular? But it also means I can add new features. I intend to allow you to log in to any part of the site with the same login that you use for the forums and then allow you to access special content (like games I'm making that are still in testing). I figure why have two signups? So, soon, you will be able to log into this site with your forum logins (will have to relogin to use the forums, but you use the forums signup page and then can log into both with the same username and password.) Enjoy the lack of new features, but know that I am future safe.
MOVIE REVIEW!
Author: Kevin Date: 1/06/08 Time: 5:03PM
I just finished my first movie review... and I promise they will get better. I decided I didn't really know what I was looking for during the film so I'm going to make up a list of criteria that I can comment on to make the rating proper. Deducting and adding points for this or that. You should read it and tell me what you think. Don't Worry! I've decided to try and not spoil any movies in these reviews, so there is nothing about the story in there, except that it's glorious.
Comment Forms added to Appropriate Pages
Author: Kevin Date: 12/30/07 Time: 8:15AM
If you click on some of the pages on the left navigation bar (like the randomnesses and the projects section) and then go into thier sub files (like the page for the mp3 renaming software) you will see the new comment form at the bottom of the pages. This allows users to write whatever they want and it will be added under the comment section of that page. I will keep an eye out for anything vulgar and I would prefer that bugs go to the forums, but other than that have a ball. I had to learn two new languages to accomplish this, but didn't take too long. I am, however, very happy it's finished. I am still working on some of the formatting. It doesn't look quite right, but I'll be able to modify that later.
Mp3 Organizing Software Up and Functional!
Author: Kevin Date: 12/28/07 Time: 6:32AM
My software for renaming and reorganzing Mp3s based on their tags is up and fully functional. Download it Here It allows you to customize the desired output name using variables such as %TrackName and %Artist. It also copies the music to a new folder where it is organized into subfolders based on ArtistName and AlbumName. I think it is a pretty handy piece of software. I know I had a lot of tracks that were named properly in my media player library, but the file names made it impossiblle to navigate. Well no more. This is a free alternative to Mp3 Tag and Rename which I believe goes for around $20. I know, you guys love me! :)
Believe it or not!
Author: Kevin Date: 12/22/07 Time: 7:56AM
There are 19 Randomness posts up todate, One piece of software (good software too mind you), Fully Functional Forums (the 3 F's of the Web), and no dead links (that I am aware of). That means, that as of right now, I am declaring KreepyIndividual.com a functional website! This is very exciting... It means that I actually managed to semi-complete something I started working on. Couple this achievment with that PPC thing I built and I have had a pretty productive 2 days. And if your wondering about all the 6-9AM posts I've been making, I'm not an early riser, I just haven't been to sleep yet. Actually, come to think of it, I haven't seen the sun in 3 days, I've been sleeping from about 10AM-5PM and I am currently residing in a basement which means no windows. I think I've actually become whiter than before.... Wow.
First Piece of Software Posted!
Author: Kevin Date: 12/21/07 Time: 9:00AM Updated: 12/22/07
In the Projects section you can find my Media Manager for the Pocket PC. NOW WITH SHUFFLE AND FULLY CONFIGURABLE TO USE WHATEVER HOTKEYS YOUR MEDIA APP USES! It basically acts as a remote control for you Media Player on your computer. It's pretty nice because I use my computer to listen to a lot of music and now I can change the song from anywhere through SMS. It was a good deal of work, but I wanted to learn how to program for Windows Mobile. I think it was a worthwhile effort. Tell me what you think if you have a Pocket PC running Windows Mobile 5/6 and have tried it out. I hope to have more software posted soon as well as a few reviews, it has been a busy few days trying to get this all running. It's having all this spare time and nothing to do that is actually getting me in a productive mood again. Look out world!
Randomness Up and Functional
Author: Kevin Date: 12/20/07 Time: 8:11AM
The php code I wrote for my randomness section is up and working, so give it a look. I wrote the first randomness of the series up real quick (just wishing everyone merry christmas and telling of what is to come) but it will get much more entertaining later I promise, the code was the big part. There is only one randomness page and it will dynamically load a randomness depending on what variable is in the title bar. (If you click Start at the Start it will make that number 1, if you click latest, you will see whatever number is the latest one) Anyway, I hope to have more content on here in the next few days, It's only been several years in the making, no worse than the wait for Team Fortress 2 I assure you.
New Layout
Author: Kevin Date: 12/20/07 Time: 6:28AM
Only took 4 years to get it looking this good. No more temporary place holder for once. Now just to get everything else up and running, only this page actually works as of yet so I don't recommend trying out the links unless you like 404 pages and I don't have a custom one so don't bother :) but here's to actually doing something more productive than sleep for once.
